who dat? contest:
"i know!"
yesterday's results:
first daughter
amy carter
first correct answer:
geoff kaman
see ya
I’m off! I’m off! "For where?" you say
I’m leaving Cal-i-for-ni-a
"Are you going for good? Yes yes, please leave."
No fucker, it’s just a brief reprieve
I’m flying tomorrow to Chicago
O’Hare is where my plane shall go
Then onto a bus, what fun! What fun!
And up to Madison, Wis-con-sun
My sister lives there, she’s a cool duck
She’ll pick me up in her monster truck
We’ll go to a bar with all her friends
See bands, drink beer, I’ll have to spends
Then days I’ll walk and read ‘til no light
I’ll edit my script, I’ll study Twelfth Night
When sis comes home from counseling wackos
We’ll go out again, we’ll see some more shows
I’ll fend off her friend, who thinks I’m cute
I think she’s is too, but the question is moot
And after three days, I’ll rent a Honda
And drive to the city that Prince is so fond-a
From Minneapolis, I’ll pick up my true sin
We’ll drive farther north, to a little cabin
Right on the lake, is where we’ll be
I’ll swim though the water’s like 50 degree
We’ll talk, we’ll read, we’ll wink wink wink
(something dirty that ends with pink)
For three days we’ll stay and live in bliss
Then her to the airport, me back to sis
Return the car and enjoy the close
Of my deserved rest, I’ll relax my toes
My head, my heart, my legs, back to health
Then back to LA, September twelfth
But meanwhile, I am getting a cold
I hate, I hate, it’s getting old
I haven’t been sick, in like a year
Then BAM! at a time I most fear
For tonight I drive to West L.A.
To meet with VP’s about my screenplay
I hope I do well, am gracious and funny
But mostly I hope that they give me some money
So see you, I’m off! Yes, goodbye town
I’ll post if I can, if not, don’t frown
I’ll miss you all. Yes, even you guy
Have fun. Drink lots. Make love. Bye bye.
The Larry King Happy
Song Corner
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