!see new game at
former new kid danny wood
(called "monkey boy" "the ugliest new kid" "gorilla"
and "evil troll" by y'all meanies)
first right answer:
Oh man! My beautiful entry was somehow deleted. Stupid
Well, since I have you, I need help. I'm
having site traffic problems. I got this message from Earthlink:
According to the Terms and Conditions on the use of your personal
web site, each EarthLink member web site is entitled to 250 MB (megabytes)
of traffic per month. This message is being sent to warn you that your web site has just
exceeded 90% of your traffic allotment. Please take steps now
to reduce this traffic.
It's hard being this damn good. But seriously, does anyone know how I can solve this?
...Since photos seem to be part of the
above problem, let's play a new game for a while. It's called "The Andy Dick Memorial
What you'll do is send in the names of 2 or 3 celebrities you think have a good chance of
being arrested in November. We'll keep a running tally and then laugh as they get busted.
No winners. Just losers. (And don't bother nominating Mr. Dick. He's on the list in
The Larry King Happy
Larry is too busy
marveling over the fact that he got his wife pregnant again to sing.
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