who dat? contest.

(yo stee. i know
who dat?)

last game:

actor terry chen
almost famous

first correct answer:

carol jackson

nearly nothing

Okay, folks. Due to a number of things -- a nearly all-day network outage, an insane amount of work, the impending opening of our second show this weekend, and freelance work -- I had no time to write a proper entry today. Sorry.

Things were so crazy today at work because my whole team was absent and I was left alone. It's a joke with me and my friends at work that I know absolutely no one in the company. And no one knows me. I've been around for at least two years and have managed to keep my head down. Well, with everyone gone, people were forced to come to me today. And it was ugly. I was getting calls from panicked affiliate centers all over the country asking me to do shit that I have no idea how to do. It's not totally my fault and I'm not especially proud of it, but my ignorance about what I've been doing for twenty-four months is fucking amazing. I know content, but not context. I know nothing more than I have to, and I like it that way. Today, I wished I knew just a bit more.

So in the meantime, go read my newest Road Rules recap and kiss someone. Not at the same time, though, because that's just kinda weird.

The Anna Nicole Smith Happy Song Corner

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer. And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge. There is nothing quite as wonderful as money. There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash. Some people say it's folly, But I'd rather have the lolly. With money you can make a splash... speaking of which. Oh. My. God. Y'all. Did you hear!? Did you??? That stupid judge awarded me 449.7 million dollars! Million!!! He did. He did. Holy mother of pearl. Yee-haw! Yee-haw, y'all! D'ya see? D'ya see? That's almost like a trillion dollars. You know how much I have in my account right now? Do you? Like nothing. Barely anything. And now... I'm fuckin' rich, y'all! I am fuckin' rich I could buy an island or a country or the fuckin' world. Oh. My. God... What? Oh... I mean. I'm very happy this matter has been resolved in a satisfactory and timely matter. Y'all.
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