I went to the shrink to complain about my rotten life. My doc said, "You think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of the egg is."

"An egg?" I said. "Why is an egg's life so bad?"

"You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft. You have to share a box with 11 other guys.  And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzing-er-ooooooo!!!

Be kind to your fine feathered friends
Cuz a duck may be somebody's mother.

Zow-eeeeee!

Alright, thanks for your kindness. Welcome to the Giggle Shack. I'm G. Zany,  I'll be your host for the evening.

Next up we got a great treat: Prop Comic, Carrot-top!

Just make sure to stand back, this guy's kinda wild.

Squawk!
 

b/t/w: for some reason this just struck me as funny way after the fact:

"strummy-strummy-la-la singer"

ha.

that's what jude is. but a good strummy-strummy-la-la singer.

lyltompetty
 

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