speaking of food...

I came home from work, my wife had dinner on the table. I said, "what's this?"

She said, "I cooked for you. Why are you so surprised?"

And I said, "since you haven't cleaned or had sex with me a year, i figured  I could at least admire your consistancy."

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies! I'm here every Thursday.

Would the owner of the blue Chevy come to the host stand. You left your lights on.

Good night Hoboken! Love ya!

-stee

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