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the artist formerly known as stee

I was at work when I wrote this
Forgive me if I start to sob
But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn that I hate my job
The sky was all gray
There were people driving everywhere
Tryin' 2 get into the valley
U know I didn't even care
Cuz they say two thousand zero zero - switch to beer
Oops out of Wine
So tonight stee’s gonna party like it's 1999

I was smokin’ when I wrote this
So sue me if I cough a lot
But life is just a party
Did I mention Cate Blanchett is hot
Fat joints are all around us
My mind says who has a light?
So if I get too drunk
I'm gonna kiss everyone at midnight
Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero – my favorite wood?
Yup it is Pine
So tonight stee’s gonna party like it's 1999

(Lemme tell ya somethin')
If U didn't bring some matzo
Don't bother because you’re a goy
I got a lion in my pocket
Somebody call Sigfried and Roy
Yeah, everybody's got a bomb
We could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen
I’ll make Travolta admit he’s gay
They say two thousand zero zero – where’s is my pad?
Just off of Vine
So tonight stee’s gonna party like it’s 1999


The Larry King Happy Song Corner

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