New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary -- Audition!

Holding a fake movie audition in order to find a new wife seems reasonable enough - I mean, how else are you supposed to meet women? MySpace? Unfortunately for the Film Pigs, our guy forgets the cardinal rule of dating: Never pick up the girl with fetishes for needles, piano wire, and keeping mutilated guys in a big sack. Happy endings: 0. Puke in dog dish: 1.

If you are in any way squeamish, under no circumstances should you watch this movie:

Also, it would be a good idea to steer clear if you have trouble with eye stabbings, amputation, regurgitated meals, blood, incest, acting auditions and their resultant callbacks. So call your agent and have him send your headshot and blood type over to Film Pigs dot com to download the latest commentary.

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