New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary -- Crank!

First, "Crank" is quite possibly the best movie ever made about a guy injected with a lethal dose of poison who goes on a rampage against his enemies but takes time out to bang Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown before falling to his death out of a helicopter. No one with any sense of moral decency or concern over the decline of our civilization should see this movie. It is that awesome. Girls in plastic bubbles: at least 3. Redeeming qualities: 0.

So when you're done bending Amy Smart over the Learning Annex magazine stand, hitch up your Dickies and run screaming with rage over to Film Pigs dot com to download our latest commentary and discover the touching story of one Englishman who went up a hill, and came down fucking Amy Smart in the middle of a bunch of Asian tourists.

The commentary can also be podcast from iTunes. Search under "Comedy" to subscribe! Then it'll come right to you! Every four or six months or so when we get around to doing a new one.