A SHORT PLAY FEATURING ALL 15 OF MY NEW MOTOROLA RAZR QUICK NOTE TEXT MESSAGE TEMPLATES IN A ROW

GIRL: Oh, darling. Please tell me. Do you love me?
RAZR: Yes.
GIRL: I knew it! You have made me so happy! Quick, we must tell my father.
RAZR: No.
GIRL: You're right. He would never approve. It would be better if we just ran off together. We'll run and never look back, my love.
RAZR: Call me.
GIRL: Oh, okay. Usually it would be the other way around, but sure. I'll come to your window this evening after Mother and Father have gone to sleep.
RAZR: Need directions.
GIRL: Just come downstairs when I call from below your window.
RAZR: Where are you?
GIRL: Right here. I know, my love for you blinds me as well.
RAZR: Will call later.
GIRL: I promise, sweetheart!
RAZR: Busy.
GIRL: My heart is busy with love for you, too! I’m so happy, I must kiss you now. Oh, your lips tell of the promise of a million esctasies together, my love.
RAZR: On my way.
GIRL: Oh, uh. We're just kissing, but...
RAZR: Will arrive 15 minutes.
GIRL: My, you do last a long time! That bodes well for our future. But please. We must stop before we get carried away.
RAZR: Thank you.
GIRL: What?! Just because I told you we had to wait to join our bodies, you speak so sharply and sarcastically with me?
RAZR: Need more info.
GIRL: I've given you my whole self and still you need more! Don't you realize the sacrifice I'm making for you?
RAZR: Send # to call.
GIRL: I don’t even know what “#” means. Why do you speak such hurtful nonsense to me. We can't even communicate!
RAZR: Pick me up.
GIRL: Pick yourself up. We're finished.
RAZR: Can this wait?
GIRL: No, it can't. Oh, I am ruined. I'll never believe in love again. You have crushed my poor heart into a million pieces.
RAZR: OK.