Please. Just. Stop.

Hey, remember that day about a year and a half ago when we all, on a collective subconscious level, agreed to stop using, "yo" at the end of sentences. "I'm having a good week, yo."

Well, I would like to put forth another such request: that we agree, today, right now, to stop using one word sentences to demonstrate that we really, really mean something. "Such. An. Asshole." "Oh. My. God." "Worst. Day. Ever."

Thank you. That would be awesome.

ps: And while we're at it, can we stop the "Worst Blank Ever" thing, whether the words be separated by periods or not? I'd really appreciate it, yo.